[There are no feelings. He doesn't feel feelings. This is totally fine and he's not sad about Angel at all, wow?? ]
Good. He'd probably fuck up someone's digestive tract anyway.
[ He pats the pig again, because... that's a good question. ]
I dunno what Angel used to give him. He just lived inside in his room with him. Little fucker kept stealing my bar cherries though. [ And yet Husk continued to let him do so. This pig is the size of a chihuahua, he could have just put them up high, AND YET.]
There's probably some... pig food or something at the pet place?
...Ah. I've actually seen a number of videos online where people keep small pigs just the same as they do dogs. They can be potty trained and everything, apparently? So this is fine. Our house came with a nice yard, too, and it's a shame that only Stone sits out there alone most days. [ you know, the giant fucking rock that sits outside in the garden, happy as can be among the flowers and grass. ]
We could make a nice little pen for him to hang out in on nice days so he's not always cooped up inside...
As for food. Uhm. Can't pigs eat almost anything...?
Yeah, I mean... I don't remember Niffty bitching about having to clean up pig shit, so I'm guessing he was housebroken?
[ Yes, Husk did pick up the damn pig without actually thinking about it first. It was reckless move, but what was he supposed to do? Let Angel's pig go to a stranger?
Not that he gives a shit, of course. ]
...I can't believe we're still letting you name shit. And yeah, the pen's a good idea. We can work with that, thanks kid.
I guess so? He's a demon pig so I guess that's doubly so?
[ Yeah he totally doesn't give a shit. Absolutely not. No feelings there. And there's a reason why Lapis has taken over naming duties- ]
Mm, I can make a start on a pen later today. [ Her DIY skills have greatly improved, especially after attempting to make furniture while surrounded by -8 luck. ]
And I'll make him a little space in the house too... Though I guess I can make him some food and see what he likes? Along with buying some cherries for him too.
[ He doesn't give a shit about Angel and his stupid pig at all!! No sir!!! ]
Thanks, kid. I'd help but-
[ The luck is worse. It might spontaneously combust!!! ]
Yeah, that works. I don't think he's all that fussy, so it should be easy enough to make him happy. That fuckin' spider spoiled him rotten but I ain't giving him like... back massages or whatever the fuck Angel did with him.
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Good. He'd probably fuck up someone's digestive tract anyway.
[ He pats the pig again, because... that's a good question. ]
I dunno what Angel used to give him. He just lived inside in his room with him. Little fucker kept stealing my bar cherries though. [ And yet Husk continued to let him do so. This pig is the size of a chihuahua, he could have just put them up high, AND YET.]
There's probably some... pig food or something at the pet place?
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I've actually seen a number of videos online where people keep small pigs just the same as they do dogs. They can be potty trained and everything, apparently? So this is fine.
Our house came with a nice yard, too, and it's a shame that only Stone sits out there alone most days. [ you know, the giant fucking rock that sits outside in the garden, happy as can be among the flowers and grass. ]
We could make a nice little pen for him to hang out in on nice days so he's not always cooped up inside...
As for food. Uhm.
Can't pigs eat almost anything...?
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[ Yes, Husk did pick up the damn pig without actually thinking about it first. It was reckless move, but what was he supposed to do? Let Angel's pig go to a stranger?
Not that he gives a shit, of course. ]
...I can't believe we're still letting you name shit. And yeah, the pen's a good idea. We can work with that, thanks kid.
I guess so? He's a demon pig so I guess that's doubly so?
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Mm, I can make a start on a pen later today. [ Her DIY skills have greatly improved, especially after attempting to make furniture while surrounded by -8 luck. ]
And I'll make him a little space in the house too... Though I guess I can make him some food and see what he likes? Along with buying some cherries for him too.
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Thanks, kid. I'd help but-
[ The luck is worse. It might spontaneously combust!!! ]
Yeah, that works. I don't think he's all that fussy, so it should be easy enough to make him happy. That fuckin' spider spoiled him rotten but I ain't giving him like... back massages or whatever the fuck Angel did with him.