[Husk puts his face in his hands, whining. No. Fuck. He can see it clear as day in his head but he can't articulate what he needs to say at all. What the fuck is this? He's an old man, he just wants to rest. ]
RED STRING DONG!!!
I had a dream!! And it was IMPORTANT. Felt really important!
[ welp thats all the convincing he needs he's up and out of bed in a few minutes and, thanks to his handy-dandy instant-doordash power, he's got a nice hot vanilla latte out and ready to give to husk as he goes to find him in his own room. ]
[Husk is, at least, wearing pants. Would he do this for most people? No. But he will do this for Jinwoo. He's wearing pyjama pants, sitting on the edge of his bed, looking confused and miserable. ]
M'here. I'm wearing pants.
[ His fur is more ruffled than usual from sleep, he looks up as Jinwoo enters. ]
I picked the wrong fuckin' month to cut back on the drinking.
I'm not sure, I think drinking might've made that experience a little worse.
[ Chirps up the helpful commentary from right behind Jinwoo, Lapis peering around her partner and over at her... rather haggard looking father. Good morning Husk the children are here to bother you.
And she doesn't hesitate to step closer and smooth out some of that ruffled fur, concern tinting her expression. ]
I don't think that's the kind of thing you need to see when you're hungover.
[ ...he'd never say it because he's still the most awkward man alive, but even if Husk was technically his dad-in-law, he can't help but let the thought that he looked like a cute ruffled kitty pass his brain as they come into the room to see him, Jinwoo moving to sit on the end of the bed with a somewhat crooked smile on his face. ]
I agree with Lapis. I actually think a drink may have made whatever you saw worse.
The most intense dreams for me always come after I've spent a night drinking...
[He lets out the usual grumbly noise he makes when his beloved family start making sense at him, like the terrible people they are. It's probably good that Jinwoo keeps his thoughts inside his head because that would not have ended well for him. As is, he'll put up with their fussing with minimal whining, his tail flicking idly in annoyance at this all. ]
Fuckin' fine, you don't gotta make so much sense about it. [He scrubs a hand over his face.] I didn't like that. My luck's shit enough without me learning what's coming in advance. [He casts a look at Jinwoo. ] How the fuck do you cope with that all the damn time? It's dogshit.
[ Truly awful, the most terrible by looking out for his health. ]
We can and we will. Someone needs to remind you that drinking maaaay make seeing certain body parts wrapped in string worse. [ Gonna smooth out his fur a few more times, a quiet huff escaping he as she takes a seat on the bed as well. ]
And you vision didn't make much sense either... I'm not really sure what you saw means, besides a really bad valentines commercial.
and will answer about an hour later barely having remembered sending him the response in the first place... ]
sorry i fell asleep lol im trying to understand i really am are you ... having visions i have them too sometimes but i cant say ive ever seen a. dong. stringdong.
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crisantemo) wrote2024-08-11 09:01 pm
Text: UN:bar_cat75
About a dong
A dong with string.
Red string dong.
[Husk it's 7am. ]
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Why is her father texting them about this.
What did they do to deserve this. ]
you like men
go back to sleep
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I know I like men. That's not the point.
This was IMPORTANT.
[Fuck, why can't he articulate this the way he wants to? ]
The dong. Had red string.
Important dong.
[Yeah, that cleared everything up. ]
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Why is this penis so important. ]
what
[ Ugh she's going to need to sit up for this. ]
you are making no sense and i am not awake enough for this
uh
you want to try out shibari sometime
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RED STRING DONG!!!
I had a dream!! And it was IMPORTANT. Felt really important!
Not right now this ain't about that! It's about.
It's about the dong.
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But he's not going to stop yelling about dongs and she's already sat up so here we go. ]
dad
this all just sounds like you reaaaalllllyy need to hook up with someone. i know its been a while
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It's not that! I didn't wanna do anything with the dong.
It was just important!
Fuck this ain't coming out right.
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the dong is important
why is it important?
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It just FEELS important. Like someone is trying to tell me something.
...About the dong.
I know that sounds batshit.
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especially at 7am
do you want me to bring you some coffee
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...
You know what, sure. Maybe coffee will help. I sure as shit ain't going back to sleep after that.
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he's up and out of bed in a few minutes and, thanks to his handy-dandy instant-doordash power, he's got a nice hot vanilla latte out and ready to give to husk as he goes to find him in his own room. ]
Knock knock. Please have pants on, abeoji.
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M'here. I'm wearing pants.
[ His fur is more ruffled than usual from sleep, he looks up as Jinwoo enters. ]
I picked the wrong fuckin' month to cut back on the drinking.
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[ Chirps up the helpful commentary from right behind Jinwoo, Lapis peering around her partner and over at her... rather haggard looking father. Good morning Husk the children are here to bother you.
And she doesn't hesitate to step closer and smooth out some of that ruffled fur, concern tinting her expression. ]
I don't think that's the kind of thing you need to see when you're hungover.
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I agree with Lapis.
I actually think a drink may have made whatever you saw worse.
The most intense dreams for me always come after I've spent a night drinking...
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Fuckin' fine, you don't gotta make so much sense about it. [He scrubs a hand over his face.] I didn't like that. My luck's shit enough without me learning what's coming in advance. [He casts a look at Jinwoo. ] How the fuck do you cope with that all the damn time? It's dogshit.
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We can and we will. Someone needs to remind you that drinking maaaay make seeing certain body parts wrapped in string worse. [ Gonna smooth out his fur a few more times, a quiet huff escaping he as she takes a seat on the bed as well. ]
And you vision didn't make much sense either... I'm not really sure what you saw means, besides a really bad valentines commercial.
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he doesnt have thoughts
he hits a button
and then goes back to sleep
he'll deal with the concequences later ]
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Jinwoo don't go back to sleep the dong's important. Jinwoo please you understand.
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right back to sleep
and will answer about an hour later
barely having remembered sending him the response in the first place... ]
sorry i fell asleep lol
im trying to understand
i really am
are you ... having visions
i have them too sometimes but i cant say ive ever seen a.
dong. stringdong.
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YES!!! Fuckin
VISIONS
Of dong
And a red string!!!