[ He doesn't give a shit about Angel and his stupid pig at all!! No sir!!! ]

Thanks, kid. I'd help but-

[ The luck is worse. It might spontaneously combust!!! ]

Yeah, that works. I don't think he's all that fussy, so it should be easy enough to make him happy. That fuckin' spider spoiled him rotten but I ain't giving him like... back massages or whatever the fuck Angel did with him.